Holyyyyy shitttttt…. All I get from your mouth is complete SHIT. I thought you were fucking elderly and wise. My fucking ass.

Because apparently, staying close to this house my whole college experience is totally going teach me to be independent…

There’s no fucking need for you to assume and yell and bullshit everything. You think because you THINK (key word there, think) are old and wise, you get to think that every word you say is right. You’re awful

Thanks for the hole in my heart. Such a great gift. Anything else from your pathetic selves?

I hate it that I’m doing fine, while your world has been completely shattered.

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livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

i discovered the other week that when i get a shock i bring my hands up as if im going to try to zap them

i subconciously believe i have superpowers

(Source: fuckyeahrandomstupidities, via chivaswinsmex)